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Me, Her, and the other Me, are on some twilight shit. I’m Jacob, tall(ish), dark(er), and handsome(very). She is Bella, naive and beautiful. And that other nigga is Edward, pale, uglier(than me), and bad for bella. I love(d) her and she and I had a special connection, something she doesn’t have with Edward. I’m better for her mentally and physically, yet she still goes with him. I love(d) her so much that I’d deal with seeing her with Edward, whenever she needed my help.

The only difference is, in the movie, Edward never tried to hurt Bella or demean her in any way, when this guy, does. 

& now her real boyfriend is going to wake me up with some “fuck you” texts. hahahaha. dog you don’t even know. and then he sent all the texts between me and her, to her, but accidentally sent them to me hahhahahahah HE AINT. 

I guess I understand where he’s coming from though. He probably should say something. He just doesn’t know what to say.

They say the end of something is just the start of another and that’s true. I literally just poured myself out to the girl I love, and she wasn’t having it. She proved that I wasn’t as big of a priority to her as she was to me, and that’s fucked up. But really it isn’t. I offered her the perfect man and she declined for a lesser opponent. Why should I suffer from her mistake of settling for less? If anything, if she woulda went with me then I would be settling for less, just like she did! At the end of the day, I can’t lie, I want HER. But I also want someone that I I deserve. Someone with self respect and confidence; someone that won’t cause me this much pain when we aren’t even dating. Also, the people who give the best advice and the last person to use that and that doesn’t make any sense..I always tell people that happiness comes from within, yet i’m over here looking for it in her!? Why do we cling to dysfunction, yet try to solve it in others? Why do we choose to be unhappy? Yes, some life situations cause general sadness and what not but others have been through worse and have stayed strong, so why can’t we? 

Her turning me down just paves the way for someone better to come along (hurry yo ass up its been like 3 years) and I guess I just gotta wait for it.

yourdadsaysimpretty:

weedandcreativity:

calltheparamedics:

didyoueatallthiscock

callthecock

weedandcock

yourdadcallsmecock

RespectmyCock

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